Saturday, July 04, 2009

Robert Pattinson killed Edward Cullen in Twilight

Over 3,000 people voted for Robert Pattinson to play the role of Edward for the movie Twilight. And while they all were perhaps mesmerized by his acting skills in various other movies, I'm sure that most of them were very disappointed by his Twilight role.

Although earlier Pattinson announced that he was not looking forward to the next installment of the Twilight franchise, his excuse for his bad acting was *contact lenses*. Duh! You can do better than that dude! Did he not know that his acting just stink all over the movie?

So Pattinson went out to blame the orange contact lenses for his pathetic acting skills in Twilight. He literally killed, if not murdered, Edwards characters single handedly. Word of advice... he should really take some acting lessons. Leave alone the close-up shots in the movie. He just couldn't act. Period. Maybe he should go watch movies like Underworld and Van Helsing. Would give him the jest of what vampires are suppose to be like. Sure vampires are all white and dead but they are mysterious too. Of course vampires have weird eye colors and talk in undertones but they give expressions that match their words perfectly. Unlike Edward, who delivered his lines as if he had memorized them. And no expressions :(

You have to do better next time! Otherwise... the movie will stink more. Not that it stinks any less now :p

1 comment:

FizzaMalik said...

Yup... hopefully he'll learn to act :)